I'm too sexy for my doodle

In-Game Aliases: Twiztid... DarkL0tus, D3monik, a few others
Age: 22
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Working Mic & Headset: yes
Previous Clan Experience if yes what clan?: UK/US team called Rogue Gamers, BLM, and also I help organize a Red Alert team called Imperial Revolution.
Previous Games Played: bf2142, graw, bf2, pirates
Interested in playing ladder matches?: Yep
Do you know any current -[E]- Members?: oztrooper, fuzzy, toxxic
Msn?: prefer it to be private from public eyes
Extra comments if wanted: I had sex with an emu once, but it took action and filed a lawsuit so now i'm living on the streets with my pet hamster jonno and we go on long walks together and sometimes i visit oztrooper when hes sleeping and take nudies of him. shh

is it me? or are all the old guys really really sick sometimes in the clan?
got ozzie shadow... >.O

no wonder old people are the pedafiles...

anywhos welcome.
lol

xD

whats funny about this silent he,s 22 lol so far twiz i got no problems with ya
i'll chat with others and see how u go

ozzie

Ur extra information has won my vote mate!

OLD? HE IS 22!!!!

God 22 old LMFAO

older. >.O

loll. all the olderr ones
ecpect doggy >.O and manic

u old bugger... 22 years of aging.... if u were cheese, you would be very expeniseve!

atleast he puts his real ago tho i guess.

pfft rhys 23? lol. more like 3.

dlux = 20. i feel old :/

well 22 may be old but i give good head. heres some extra information.

at the age of 5 i was granted special permission to see a medical doctor. however, events turned afold where the doctor was a witchdoctor and you know what i told the witch doctor?

I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do
He said that ....

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang...
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

Soon after those tragic events, i had run away. I ran, I swam, then i ran some more until i had reached a desolated island filled with magical leprechauns and unicorns. I was hungry, so i ate a unicorn for supper, in which doing so i was granted 3 wishes. my first wish was to have a slave pet midget and it was granted, the 2nd and third were used for tequila and a whip. Now after recieving them you can only imagine what happened next? Well, i was ozzy osbourne by the midget who drank tequila and whipped me. The moral of the story is never wee your bed cuz this is what happens.

**dlux is amazed and sits down in front of twiztiez to hear more**